1. realbookofmorgan:

    i guess probably the best thing about myself is that everything i do is cool and sexy 

    (via quinfan-from-slovakia)


  2. life-at-eleven:

    We live in a society where people think it’s cute to romanticize things like depression and anxiety and if that’s not the most fucked up thing then I don’t know what to say

    (via casual-lesbian)

  3. (Source: alberts-abyss, via lebsians)

  4. earth-tone:

    Found wet cigs in my bag rip

  5. no filter

    (Source: ihateteganandsara, via qwins)

  6. rosalitacomeouttonight:


    Foxy grandpas on their way to steal all ur girls.


    (via denimbutts)


  7. "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

    me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

    (via jtoday)

    and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

    (via panconkiwi)

    That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

    (via gallifrey-feels)

    There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

    (via intheforestofthenight)

    yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

    (via pterriblepterodactyls)

    Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

    (via dawnpuppet)

    If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

    (via takshammy)


    (via brigwife)

    (via quinlunchbox)


  8. joelle-elizabeth:



    what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

    i would do a split

    Oh my GOD

    (Source: bummrd, via blackcats-everywhere)

  9. kiddiecocktail:

    Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 2014 // Donnybrook // Jean Paul Gaultier Pre-Fall 2014

    (via denimbutts)


  10. "ineffable
    — (adjective) In the list of one of the most 100 beautiful words in the English language, ineffable’s beauty lies in its flowing sound and meaning. Ineffable describes the sentiment of being unable to express something in words because it is too extreme to communicate; words cannot possibly do justice at this particular moment.  (via splitterherzen)

    (Source: wordsnquotes, via whattheeffingcrap)